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In making this blog, the first bit of information asked of me was the title of my new blog. I chose to call it "My Special Place" as a reference to the solitude I can experience here. Just after that, I was asked to choose a URL. I realized that my special place could sound like I am talking about my private area, which would've been a pretty good name as well, so the URL I chose was "notmypenis". Then when I went to make my first post, with nothing on my mind, I noticed discomfort in my penis, only to find that it was bleeding. I then proceeded to blog about my penis on the blog specifically claiming to not be about my penis. Go figure.

I have made a new blog... for no reason.

Uh... welcome.

I just noticed that my penis is bleeding. Fuck that.

Right at the tip.

It was rubbing against the inside of my underwear while I rode my exercise bicycle.

I wonder how this will effect my happiness over the next couple of days.